My colleague says she 'generally fancies all bicycle couriers'


#1

“they’re like urban adventurers”

which professions do YOU fetishise?


#2

Lollipop men and women.


#3

Patent attorneys


#4

Priests


#5

Violinists


#6

Glamour models


#7

But they’re not like urban adventurers. They’re like tramps with bikes.


#8

@Elaina_Casoolare

oh baby


#9

In answer to the question though: nurses, obviously.


#10

you have to understand that rare bookshops are generally staffed by whimsy-laden eccentrics


#11

no I like young good looking ones, not old (kiddy) fiddlers


#12

So

Father Jack: No
Father Dougal: GRRR!!

Father Ted: ?


#13

father ted over father jack any day

I like young men with grey hair


#14

These are people with no marketable skills other than “has bike”.

Tell her that and watch the scales fall away from her eyes.


#15

None.

I’m not a weirdo.


#16

Well, obviously I am a weirdo.

But still none.


#17

i was going to say, people who have to say they’re not a weirdo definitely always are


#18

Hate this mental image. Fucking bible.


#19

:'D


#20

Vetinary assistants tend to be quite sexy.

Hairdressers seems the obvious answer.