My dad always used to say “Always leave them wanting more”

An attitude that made him a great showman but terrible at blood transfusions.

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An attitude that made him a great comedian but terrible at

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My dad always used to say “Fight fire with fire”

which is why he was thrown out of the fire brigade.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandad not screaming like his passengers

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My dad always used to say “Keep opening doors, son, keep opening doors”. He’s not with us anymore - he got sucked out of an aeroplane

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My Dad always used to sing to himself ‘Oh no John, no John, no’

This isn’t a joke, its just something he did.

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My dad always used to say “The sky’s the limit!”

which is why he got fired from his job at N.A.S.A.

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My dad used to say

'red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

black sky at night: night’

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blue sky at night: day

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My dad always used to say “Ben je nou helemaal besodemieterd!?”

but it was all Dutch to me.

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My dad always used to say “there’s plenty more fish in the sea”. His overfishing of North Sea cod led to regulatory changes in the EU fishing quotas.

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My dad used to say “there’s no such thing as a free lunch”. He was particularly unpopular when organising staff awaydays

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My dad used to say “kid, you make your own luck.”

He was sacked from his job at the casino

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my dad used to always say “pressure creates diamonds”. an attitude that always served him well in the diamond factory I assume although I don’t have the exact science to hand

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My dad used to say “you treat this house like a hotel!”

So I gave him 2* on TripAdvisor

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Very strong