An attitude that made him a great showman but terrible at blood transfusions.
An attitude that made him a great comedian but terrible at
My dad always used to say “Fight fire with fire”
which is why he was thrown out of the fire brigade.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandad not screaming like his passengers
My dad always used to say “Keep opening doors, son, keep opening doors”. He’s not with us anymore - he got sucked out of an aeroplane
My Dad always used to sing to himself ‘Oh no John, no John, no’
This isn’t a joke, its just something he did.
My dad always used to say “The sky’s the limit!”
which is why he got fired from his job at N.A.S.A.
My dad used to say
'red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.
black sky at night: night’
blue sky at night: day
My dad always used to say “Ben je nou helemaal besodemieterd!?”
but it was all Dutch to me.
My dad always used to say “there’s plenty more fish in the sea”. His overfishing of North Sea cod led to regulatory changes in the EU fishing quotas.
My dad used to say “there’s no such thing as a free lunch”. He was particularly unpopular when organising staff awaydays
My dad used to say “kid, you make your own luck.”
He was sacked from his job at the casino
my dad used to always say “pressure creates diamonds”. an attitude that always served him well in the diamond factory I assume although I don’t have the exact science to hand
My dad used to say “you treat this house like a hotel!”
So I gave him 2* on TripAdvisor