I say all over - there was actually a puddle around the toilet itself.
went upstairs to took a piss after him and noticed the puddle. mopped it up, took a piss and went downstairs.
decided I wouldn’t call him out on this (couldn’t be assed) but when I saw him he asked if there was anything up. I clearly am unable to withhold stuff like this.
anyway, said something like ‘man, you pissed on the toilet floor’ to which he replied ‘you know what, one of my other friends has said this to me recently too’
he muttered something about having a foreskin, I suggested maybe a sit down wee is the way forward from here on in and we carried on with the rest of our night.
anyone experienced stuff like this?