My girlfriend just told me she’s allergic to aubergine

jordan_229 · 2019-09-13T10:27:24.138Z

That’s really going to ruin the surprise 12 course aubergine tasting that I bought her for her birthday.

thewarn · 2019-09-13T10:28:31.255Z

can you switch to the eggplant menu?

littlebirds · 2019-09-13T10:32:24.383Z

Now she’ll be really surprised when she opens that ironing board cover

colon_closed_bracket · 2019-09-13T10:34:58.171Z

Has she found a courgette? (Cure yet)

(Please ban me)