My grandfather always used to say to me “if you’ve got a field and there’s fuck all going on in it


#1

put some horses in there or summat”


#2

grow some wheat so you can be a naughty person and run through it.


#3

Wish I had a field


#4

What’s for tea?

“Shite with sugar on it”.


#5

Move some conductive wires through it and make electricity?


#6

Make lemonade!


#7

Most likely your grandfather accidentally bought a job lot of horses on eBay and was trying to sell them on


#8

He was a canny ol devil


#9

The first draft of the twelve days of Christmas needed some work.
(come on this works well!)


#10

I’m having second thoughts about this…


#11

this is a blatant lie


#12

How dare you defecate on the memory of my late grandfather!


#13

Eww