put some horses in there or summat”
grow some wheat so you can be a naughty person and run through it.
Wish I had a field
What’s for tea?
“Shite with sugar on it”.
Move some conductive wires through it and make electricity?
Make lemonade!
Most likely your grandfather accidentally bought a job lot of horses on eBay and was trying to sell them on
He was a canny ol devil
The first draft of the twelve days of Christmas needed some work. (come on this works well!)
I’m having second thoughts about this…
this is a blatant lie
How dare you defecate on the memory of my late grandfather!
Eww
