My invention

[Scott_Chegg]

@kermitwormit

pulsating in my mouth.

Crikey

[HotBeefTrauma]

[Squandered]

Business partners, too. I’m the ideas one, let me tell you all about my revolutionary billion pound idea…

[wasted]

Noooooo

[stickboy]

@kermitwormit

Or heads on the ends on the fingertips

Prototype?

[kermitwormit]

I like it!

[tilty]

It says everything that this was my first thought with you doesn’t it

[tilty]

@kermitwormit

pulsating in my mouth

Will you save it for Thursday, PLEASE

[tilty]

Oh ffs

[colon_closed_bracket]

It’s almost as if people make innuendos deliberately

[tilty]

Surely not

[Epimer]

InYOURendo

[Epimer]

I’ll double YOUR entendre

[Im_On_Safari]

I will be revealing what this invention is SOON!
#bigreveal
#soluventionconvention
#feelbitillsofewhours
#excitement&relief

[Epimer]

Bet it’s a bum dildo

[Epimer]

Suspicious lack of response

[Im_On_Safari]

It’s a handmade garage door stop to stop the garage door from falling down on my head!!

[Acorn]

[stickboy]

What exactly am I looking at?

Couldn’t you just fix the broken garage door?

Sorry inventor.

[Im_On_Safari]

What you’re looking at is the garage door open and the gap between the door and the rafter ties (the garage door is flat like this when open). If the wind catches the door like this it can flip close (maybe more so as I added insulation to the door) so my invention stops the door flipping closed onto someone’s head. Thank you. £35