Would be better to invent retinal night vision implants.
Can you patent this for me @japes?
Thatâs actually the tag line and basic premise of our art on the box. See u in court @Epimer
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And thatâs just 1/3 of my knowledge!
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How did I come up with this? Thank you all for asking. I actually got this idea watching the classic movie Aliens the other day. Ripley is farting around with a touch strapped to a gun or something and can really hardly see anything and really is in a spot of bother and I thought to myself how limited the world of illumination innovation ÂŽ is and that something needs to change.
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I think youâve cracked it mate.
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Do you ship to Aus? I think I might need 10.
Think youâre neglecting the oft-ignored market of people who donât have heads
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Sick of this
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my flatmate:
âwouldnât it be cool if there was like ⌠a swimming pool, but inside your house??â
She just invented the bath, youâre all welcome
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I have an amazing game changing invention that will revolutionise the way you extract juice from fruits.
I will not be sharing it as my beloved partner @Squandered continually threatens to steal my billion dollar idea, and I donât need anyone else profiting from my brilliance.
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Itâs squashing the fruit between two bricks, isnât it?
Keep it down yeah? Iâm trying to sell this
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Really hot gloves should be a thing, imo. For doing your hair and stuff. Why arenât really hot gloves available to buy??
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I think weâve already covered that it is now my idea due to rights to thoughts in my thread or something. Idk Iâll get my âlegal eagleâ (as he insists I call him) @Epimer to talk u through it/serve u papers or something.
How would you take them off?
Thatâs not important
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How about a penis glove that stops pregnancies?
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