love the glove

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Let’s make glove
& Listen death from above

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That’s reminded me, I got an electric toothbrush t’other day and gave it it’s first spin this morning and thought of you

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Should stress that I was brushing my teeth and not wanking

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Sort of thing a toothbrush wanker would say

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Well don’t throw away the old heads when you have finished (orally) with them.

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It’s got different settings and all sorts, tbf. I’d be a liar if I said the thought didn’t cross my mind as it was pulsating in my mouth.

Gloves with bristles!!! To brush your teeth! You could get right in there! Or heads on the ends on the fingertips

You know, I nearly started a “DiS username synonyms” based on the two of you. I didn’t realise you were partners, and just assumed it was a happy coincidence!

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sure, sure sure

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I’m not gonna say it

Crikey

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Business partners, too. I’m the ideas one, let me tell you all about my revolutionary billion pound idea…

Noooooo

Prototype?

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I like it!

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It says everything that this was my first thought with you doesn’t it

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Will you save it for Thursday, PLEASE

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Oh ffs