#28

a beauty no?

#29

GWARRRGH we get this all the time. I’ll have to do a diagram…

The road that’s red is the same road going by ROAD NAME. None of the houses have numbers, all are named. Our postcode takes you down the southern dead end bit where all the houses (15 or so) are set back from the road so you have to get out and go look at each one to find it.

EVERY.SINGLE.TIME. for taxis, pizza, deliveries, I’ll say “it’s opposite side of road between shops and school and not down either of the dead ends”.

Nope. Food always cold. Drivers always lost. Always have to go meet them somewhere cos they ring and I’m just like ffs I’ll walk to you.

deliveromg

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#30

Sexy Bnvm

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#31

would probably pay…20 quid to watch someone I didn’t like get harrased by snack drones for a bit.

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#32

ha ha shit address twat

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#33

Also doesn’t help that the left/west of the road up the middle in the diagram is called a different village to houses on the right/east hand side. [sigh]

I’ve given up and just order food/taxis to the shop car park and parcels to work.

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#34

Appreciate it. Fridays are your pro-bono day, yeah?

#35

Hello, hello? HOLA!

#36

How quickly rich did you get from your last get rich quick scheme @sadpunk?

#37

My latest Get Rich Quick scheme involved texting @rich-t to get him to come out for a pint on Sunday.

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#38

Literally just waiting for the money to come pouring in, like a pizza through a sunroof.

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#39

We had taxis mate, but that didn’t stop Uber.

#40

Absolutely not. £360 please.

#41

I’d rather that a drone collected my piss or stools while I was driving so that I didn’t have to stop. Would probably pay a quid a piss and £3 for a stool with a 50p tip for the drone.

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#42

Love this build, like when they take your old washing machine away after delivering a new one.

Thanks for your order! We’re arranging delivery of one chicken katsu curry and collection of one medium vial of piss and a large jar of shit (class: slightly runny).

#43

You could also offer installation so that the drone would fork the food into your mouth so you could keep both hands on the steering wheel.

#44

I think this might be a step too far for V1, but will add it to the backlog.

It could also clamp (lightly) on to your genitals/bum so that you can piss and shit directly into the drone. Saves on packaging.

#45

If you had a compatible car it could come underneath it and through a hatch and up your seat straight to you bumhole. Would mean driving trouser and pantless but who know what will be required of us in the future?

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#46

Google maps takes you to a block of flats about 500m from my house if you put my address in. Have to tell people when ordering a takeaway and have to drop a pin instead of using my address for uber

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#47

Can you not send Google a message or something to tell them to change it?