#34

Appreciate it. Fridays are your pro-bono day, yeah?

#35

Hello, hello? HOLA!

#36

How quickly rich did you get from your last get rich quick scheme @sadpunk?

#37

My latest Get Rich Quick scheme involved texting @rich-t to get him to come out for a pint on Sunday.

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#38

Literally just waiting for the money to come pouring in, like a pizza through a sunroof.

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#39

We had taxis mate, but that didn’t stop Uber.

#40

Absolutely not. £360 please.

#41

I’d rather that a drone collected my piss or stools while I was driving so that I didn’t have to stop. Would probably pay a quid a piss and £3 for a stool with a 50p tip for the drone.

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#42

Love this build, like when they take your old washing machine away after delivering a new one.

Thanks for your order! We’re arranging delivery of one chicken katsu curry and collection of one medium vial of piss and a large jar of shit (class: slightly runny).

#43

You could also offer installation so that the drone would fork the food into your mouth so you could keep both hands on the steering wheel.

#44

I think this might be a step too far for V1, but will add it to the backlog.

It could also clamp (lightly) on to your genitals/bum so that you can piss and shit directly into the drone. Saves on packaging.

#45

If you had a compatible car it could come underneath it and through a hatch and up your seat straight to you bumhole. Would mean driving trouser and pantless but who know what will be required of us in the future?

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#46

Google maps takes you to a block of flats about 500m from my house if you put my address in. Have to tell people when ordering a takeaway and have to drop a pin instead of using my address for uber

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#47

Can you not send Google a message or something to tell them to change it?

#48

Used to work at a pub called Dog & Crook in Brambridge. If you searched, the address and phone number Google would show was ours but the postcode was for the Dog & Crook pub in Braishfield about six miles away.

Must have been back and forth with Google for about six months before I left. Don’t think it ever got changed.

Ended up with the two pubs just phoning each other every couple of days :joy:

#49

I imagine Sadpunk has already invented some sort of convenient airlock device to get around this problem. Wouldn’t worry.

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#50

And THAT, friends, is how an entrepreneur’s mind works. I wasn’t convinced before, but now sadpunk gets my full backing (albeit none of my money)

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#51

To be fair to the poor lost drivers that is some pretty poor planning tbf. JUST NUMBER THE FECKING HOUSES.

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#52

Oh aye, it’s a faff. Still… I do provide directions if they wanna read 'em.

#53

Yeah but you know what directions are like, they might as well be in a foreign language after the first line

“So turn left at the Hope & Anchor and then it’s third azjhsyed oas sese cinsehie ashaoies asamse mmmf”