My mum's got an outdoor shower

I bought one off eBay after experiencing my mum’s frothy milk coffees

It’s a Dualit one and it does work much better with Oatly (and Oatly barista) than it does with Minor Figures or Alpro Oat milk. Might be worth giving other brands a try.

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Got one free when we bought a coffee machine about 3 years ago.

Used it once to make a milkshake. Not worth the bother.

I use mine every day in summer to make frappe. Chef’s kiss.

First one broke after a year but the etrigger handheld one I have now was only £17 and is brilliant (and rechargable).

Enjoying reading this post as if it’s actually about an outdoor shower

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How does she smell?

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I don’t know… I haven’t been able to see her for three months.

I’ve got a milk frother, last used: one hour ago

Scott_Chegg is very insensitive sometimes

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An indoor patio?

What next, an outdoor mantlepiece?

World’s gone fucking mad.

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:musical_note: She’s got an outdoor shower shower shower shower shower shower shower :musical_note:

I didn’t ask what she looked like

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Ah shit just seen this. Sorry chadders chadders chadders chadders chadders chadders

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I don’t wanna talk about it anymore

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You are right @ma0sm

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I do not believe my mother has anything approaching an outdoor mantelpiece. Maybe I could get her a mushroom log mantelpiece for Christmas?

Maybe you’re still there.

Sounds delightful.

Pair it with an indoor water feature for a Christmas to remember.

I don’t want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don’t care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree (except for one)
I just want a mushroom log mantelpiece
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true oh
All I want for Christmas is a mushroom log mantelpiece

“Hello is that the plumber? yes I’d like an outdoor shower please,
SHIT!
INDOOR!
INDOOR!”

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Why?