I get round this by only taking about things negatively.
do you have to sing ‘brazil’ like the world cup jingle?
What’s a world cup?
int milk brilliant!
wicked
‘Very nice’ then repeated a few seconds later for emphasis.
Sometimes ‘tickety boo’
“the berries”
“fucking brammer”
“beazer”
Amazing!
Hello Japes, I believe that specific mug shows the erosion of coastlines due to global warming when filled with hot water
I’ve actually recently decided to refer to things as life or not life. This annoys my boyfriend very much.
Stuff like:
This tea is LIFE
this hangover is not life
i wish i had a superlative to describe it
this would annoy me
see also referring to things as “fire”
getting annoyed is pretty unlife tbh
Smashing
would rather have a piece of toast
yeah toast is life
doo, doot doot dooo
Ctrl-f ‘jazz’
No results found? Not jazz.
Peng.