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Article coming real soon guys!

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To be sung to the tune of the Filippo Berio olive oil advert

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Was just humming it to the Game of Thrones theme (vitriol my, vitriol my, vitriol my etc). Excellent delayed follow-up synergy.

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I’ve had an idea:

MY VITRIOL - The Secret Sessions (DiS You Snooze You Lose Edition)

Each of us records and uploads a My Vitriol Song. The rules:

  • all songs must be entitled My Vitriol;
  • the only permitted lyrics are “My Vitriol”.

Upload the results to a Soundcloud; release immediately.

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when will you be posting the signed press photos?

Maybe MV-themed covers:

See the album, see the b-sides
Which one would you not release?
And if you can’t get that together
Don’t do either, that’s the key

You can freeze, like a 30 century band
Like a 30 century band

I’ll save your pledge and take it with me
'Til September 31st
Shame we haven’t pressed the discs yet
Needed more time to rehearse

Play it cool, it’s all part of the plan
From the 30 century band
Should be pleased, don’t complain if you’re a fan
Of the 30 century band

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Anything by Delays

EDIT: Delays not The Delays

If they release the 2nd album soon after this I guess will confirm the Pledge paid for it too?

If you’re up for it I’ll bet you a hundred quid the second album doesn’t get released before 2020? With the money going to a charity?

That’s even if it exists, or they intend to create it. If they do I reckon they’ll start another pledge campaign!

will get on this tonight

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Could I make a request that from now on we make sure we at @myvitriol in every post so they get a little email each time? Wouldn’t want them to forget about their fans y’know?

and then end up making The Secret Sessions 2 instead

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Maybe the ‘secret sessions’ are so secret , that no one ever gets to hear them. Clever art.

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Yeah, maybe they should convince Martin Shkreli to buy the only copy.

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They follow people around online who criticism them. They are creepy as fuck.

So
is the album out yet?

Hey @myvitriol ,

Regardless of the fact that you’ve neglected to formulate a plan of any kind to make this record a reality, and regardless of your dreadful treatment of your fans - i don’t believe for one minute that only 1% of them have asked for a refund, your communication with (and censorship of) them has been shocking - one important question remains. Do you realise the damage that you have done to the reputation of Pledge Music? Pledge is an almost utopian interface designed to raise funds for art projects, and is based ENTIRELY on the good will, faith and belief of the artist’s audience. You are fucking up this model not only for your fans, but for your fellow bands. Many customers will no longer trust the Pledge model due to your utter ineptitude.

I remember seeing posters advertising your new album at Reading 2013, an expensive advertising opportunity not to be missed, what with Biffy Clyro headlining that year. So much time has passed that Biffy have managed to headline AGAIN and you haven’t even managed to put out your sorry ‘bonus’ disk of knock offs to tide your fans over.

You make mention of ‘album cycles’ like you only started thinking about this a couple of years ago. You last released a record in, what, 2002? Have you any idea how many records you could’ve made since then? You’re making it sound like you launched the Pledge campaign before you even wrote any songs. Maybe you did?

It’s quite simple - Artist makes art. Band makes music. Band performs music. Given that you have not the capacity to do any of these things, was it really wise to start asking your fans to whip up tens (hundreds?) of thousands of pounds when you clearly don’t know what you’re doing? As an artist manager who has run a couple of Pledge campaigns, i certainly wouldn’t have dreamt of pressing go on anything until i KNEW i could pull it off.

Please stop wasting everyone’s time.

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The last time I felt vibes like this ATP were meant to be putting a festival on.

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Som’s got it! (Got that vibe)

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