Mysteries


#1

Every Friday a woman from a different company sends me (and just me) an email with an attachment on it. I have never opened the attachment. Been going on for at least three years. She is called Christina.


#2

#3

Why do you continue to let her do this?


#4

What file format is the attachment?


#5

Weekend lils. You’re missing out.


#6

I don’t know. I didn’t ask her to do it.


#7

Is this a riddle? You dont open it bcos you already know what it is? What do I win?


#8

excel


#9

the attachment is a thermos containing an ice knife


#10

Open it without macros enabled and let’s see what it is.


#11

Don’t its yor P45 they have been trying to fire you for 3 years!


#12

I don’t want to.


#13


#14

Is the mystery why you won’t open it or why she sends it?


#15

Why she sends it I guess


#16

Open it and then you might find out. SOLVE THE MYSTERY.


#17

The Zodiac Killer


#18

She’s been imprisoned in a basement, and has been granted access to a computer, but only knows one e-mail address.

The excel file contains a plea for help and notification of a significant reward for helping her in her release.


#19

Right you fucking pricks I have opened it, it contains stuff I understand but have no need for.


#20

Sex positions?