Mysteries

Fucking what?

Yeah I already know and use all the sex positions in the world.

  1. Missionary
  2. Doggy
  3. That other one
  4. The one that did my back in that time
  5. There is no 5

There you go, copy and paste, reply to Christina.

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what does she say in the emails?

Good Afternoon,

Should you have any queries, please do not hesitate to contact me.

Kind Regards,
Xtina

BTW this thread is called mysterieS so please feel free to post your own.

Why don’t you contact her and explain that after 3 years you decided to open the spreadsheet and now you want to know what the fuck this is all about?

I dunno, maybe I’m just not as creepy as you?

Still have no idea where that box of beer came from.

If replying to work emails is creepy then I’m guessing we need to revise that list in the other thread.

I have a mystery non-alcoholic Becks in my fridge.

I’m going to give it to the guy who gets too drunk when he comes round to my house next (in a glass).

Creepy as fuck, mate.

One time, my friend woke up at a festival covered in toothpaste and we still don’t know how to this day. It couldn’t have been his toothpaste, because the tube it was in was still closed and in his bag.

Could it have been another mint based paste or was he semi-aroused?

:smiley:

wow there’s a spaceman in the photo!!

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nice one, balloon man

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