Naff things you actually quite like

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@anon26275971

police interceptors

I used to like those, but my experience with the police yesterday has soured things somewhat

[grievoustim]

I had this album on cassette - might get it again for old times sake

[grievoustim]

card shops/ card sections in shops are obsessed with these kind of cards to the virtual exclusion of all others - I want more bland cards I can use for any occasion/ person you dicks!!!

[Raanraals]

Jordan threads

[Icarus-Smicarus]

Classic Nigel and Sharon

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Nothing that bad, just a very weird interaction with a police officer

No Ones Leaving The House this Sunday Thread

Popped out briefly earlier and got pulled over by the police. Apparently one of my brake lights is out, and there was something hanging off the front of the car as well. Checked my licence, MOT, and breathalysed me. The policeman then says “also there’s a warrant out for your arrest, for murder”. I look mortified, thinking that they’ve got me mixed up with someone else. And then the policeman said “just kidding! I like pulling that joke, but I normally go for something less serious”. Twat.

[anon19035908]

Hey!

Naff things you actually quite like

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Bear in mind that I had my wife and two children - one of whom is autistic - in the car with me. Thankfully they didn’t hear but he could have easily scared the shit out of them. I work with quite a few police officers and they’re generally fine, but this one was fucking strange.

[zxcvbnm2]

I think that’s A Grade banter and that officer should be made Chief Inspector or something.

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t I had my wife and two children - one of whom is autistic - in the car with me.

Ok I am downgrading this banter to a Z

[zxcvbnm2]

be alright if you were just on your own or with a few all time dogs

[guntrip]

Think the songwriting is genuinely decent but it’s the proper slick 80s production that makes it for me, I can’t get enough of that (for some reason).

[shucks]

Top 3 The Donnas tracks plz

[shucks]

Reckon The Heart of Rock 'n Roll is the greatest song ever recorded.

[Epimer]

This is like choosing your favourite children, but:

1. Do You Wanna Hit it
2. Take It Off
3. Dirty Denim/5 O’clock In the Morning/can’t decide

[Scott_Chegg]

@Epimer

This is like choosing your favourite children

1. That little girl who explains the plot of the star wars films
2. The boy in Back to the Future 3 who inexplicably points at his dick
3. The girl off Vine who says “it’s frickin bats. I love Halloween”

[Ella_Megablast]

BBQ Beef Super Noodles, though I’m sure they’ve reduced the salt content this last decade or so.

[zanimos]

Funky Town by Lipps Inc.
Fizzy drinks
Albums on cassette (even though I don’t have any)
Having a corby trouser press in your hotel room

[Richie_Ronco]

Silent Witness. This series has been particularly bad and they should probably put it to bed but I still love it. I Emilia Fox

[Konichiwa_Bitches]

I fucking live for a good DCOM

[zxcvbnm2]

God yeah. It’s TERRIBLE. Watch it every January!