I remember seeing one of those fly-on-the-wall police programmes where a guy was stopped for suspected drug-dealing. The police officer asked him why he had a load of toilet paper in his pocket and the guy just replied deadpan, “in case I need a plop”.
Pepperamis
A cold tennants on a balmy summer afternoon. Oft
Dad jokes
Heh…
Oh
THE. CONGA.
(doo doo doooo)
Fosters
how about when someone leaves for the day and they forgot something so pop back in and then someone goes “morning!”
Big fan of this
Films like Camp Rock and The Hannah Montana Movie.
Looking forward to watching this next time I have a night in by myself
The Knight Before Christmas - Google Search 5.5/10 on imdb! Hyped
Those sausages you get in Heinz tins of beans/spaghetti and sausages
this is the best one and i have said it many times
The Chase
Kraft cheese slices. Nothing works better on burgers.
Karaoke
Steve Lamacq
I send these to my bff. Hideously beautiful.
England
Countryfile
Gogglebox
I am NOT a fan of (and this is usually from the same people) when you are standing looking out of an office window and someone says “Don’t do it! It’s not worth it!”.
NOT a fan of that.