Name my local prison

A new prison is being built near me. The council have asked residents for suggestions on what it should be called.

Apparently the name needs to be signed off by Dominic Raab and the Queen but it’s still worth trying to get a ClinkyMcClinkFace in there right?

Abolition McAbolitionface

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I will submit the most popular entry from this thread btw

Iain.

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Andy’s Nonce Palace

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Masculinity is a

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HMP Bullshite

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Aren’t they all prefixed ‘Her Majesty’s Prison’ ?

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How To Escape The

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HMP HotBeefTrauma Found The Jackie Weaver Video, Not Those Meddling Teens

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Ian_sausage_myname

The Citrus Farm

Each of the different wings is named after a different citrus fruit. The solitary confinement wing is named “Lemon” for example.

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Prison Is A Dancer

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Alan Catraz

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The Cinnamons

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BUMSNOGGER

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