National Flirting Week


#1

Apparently it’s NFW this week. I hadn’t been aware and haven’t really flirted with anyone thus far.

I’m totally stepping it up from hereon.

Tell us about your charm offensive.


#2

it’s hard to tell, feels like there’s always a large amount of flirting


#3

Are you coming on to me?


#4

*NSFW amiriteladz?!


#5

I’ve prepared a stack of notes. I’m going start handing them out today.


#6

That’s the end goal


#7

Didn’t know you were Australian, mate.


#8

Saps, surely you don’t need the excuse of National Flirting Week to set the world’s heart a-flutter?


#9

dude! you need to cater the notes accordingly


#10

It was Shayne Ward who sang that, not Shane Warne.


#11

Check out this guy’s technique.

marckee is a pro.


#12

I’m just gonna walk to the top of Liverpool street station and throw them off.


#13

I’ve googled this just to make sure I’m not about to flirt when it’s not even the right week.

I’m not seeing anything here, saps. what’s your game?


#14

You can prove anything with facts, candy.

Stop falsehood-shaming me.


#15

stop flirting with me, it isn’t even NFW!


#16

N(S)FW, more like


#17

oh ffs


#18

When you’re a DiS big shot like me you don’t need to flirt, you just go up to beautiful women and start kissing them! I can’t help myself! etc etc.

You’re not recording this are you?


#19

Quick vine! To the edit button!


#20

im an honest man, jeremy