National Flirting Week

Apparently it’s NFW this week. I hadn’t been aware and haven’t really flirted with anyone thus far.

I’m totally stepping it up from hereon.

Tell us about your charm offensive.

it’s hard to tell, feels like there’s always a large amount of flirting

Are you coming on to me?

*NSFW amiriteladz?!

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I’ve prepared a stack of notes. I’m going start handing them out today.

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That’s the end goal

Didn’t know you were Australian, mate.

Saps, surely you don’t need the excuse of National Flirting Week to set the world’s heart a-flutter?

dude! you need to cater the notes accordingly

It was Shayne Ward who sang that, not Shane Warne.

Check out this guy’s technique.

marckee is a pro.

I’m just gonna walk to the top of Liverpool street station and throw them off.

You can prove anything with facts, candy.

Stop falsehood-shaming me.

N(S)FW, more like

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oh ffs

When you’re a DiS big shot like me you don’t need to flirt, you just go up to beautiful women and start kissing them! I can’t help myself! etc etc.

You’re not recording this are you?

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Quick vine! To the edit button!

im an honest man, jeremy

Honest guys finish last Andrew.

Can I just say, that hat looks great on you in your profile pic @saps. Where did you get it? It really brings out your eyes.