#8

He doesn’t jump anymore. He just simultaneously exists as chump and treasure. He’s schroedingers twat

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#9

Hammond has always been an annoying wanker.

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#10

Granted. But I remember the fuss over him when he crashed and nearly died - I read that over £200,000 was raised for the local air ambulance. I think that he was widely liked (even if the average DiSer probably thought he was a tosser).

#11

For when people want to know where the king of likes gets his material from.

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#12

When was he a chump? I think he’s great.

#13

Princess Diana

#14

Rolf

#15

Rooney (12 years ago)

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#16

A cunt in either case, but still. Hammond:

  • Being an edgelord to get more eyes on the product
  • Pathetically scared to eat ice cream in case someone thinks he’s gay

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#17

Yeah, same could be said of a whole bunch of promising young footballers

#18

It all sounded a bit Mark from Peep Show talking about football but with laddy banter instead.

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#19

I’ve seen Biggins on a few things recently which is a bit weird

#20

Hammond’s always been a smug twat, he’s like inverdales even more irritating younger brother

#21

Now then Now then now then
there’s an obvious answer to this one isn’t
rattles jewellery

#22

Del Boy?

#23

Bobby George ?

#24

Big Sam

#25

David Dickinson?

#26

Mr T?

#27

Ron Atkinson

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