Natural Laxatives


#1

It’s the hip new movement you’ve been waiting for.

-Bags of chocolate peanuts
-Scones


#2

Mints?


#3

I don’t believe that either of those things are natural.


#4

Freshens up the entrance the digestive system, but not the exit? There’s something to ponder.


#5

Sorry Dr.


#6

Stress.


#7

coffee and a fag


#8

Prunes, but not prune juice apparently - the poo enabling goodness is in the skins.

I have learnt a lot watching Operation Ouch on CBBC…


#9

Does it have the same presenters as that New York program?


#10

Fig rolls.


#11

Terror


#12

Mortal fear


#13

aloe vera juice (haven’t tried this for myself)


#14

Is the New York show presented by a pair of identical twin doctors? If so, possibly…


#15

Four cheese pizza (for Epimer)


#16

Liquorice? (I assume so as my liquorice tea says not to have more than one cup a day)


#17

ah no, that’ll be the other guys that do loads of other bbc docs. I don’t mind them, I admired their conviction when one got absolutely hammered on vodka until he started crying to camera.


#18

maybe you could end up with a lace of liquorice the length of you digestive system?


#19

Stress is what’s caused me to be bunged up!


#20

oh no! sorry :frowning: