👔 Sticking it to The Man - self-serve checkout edition (rolling) 👔

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I sort of peel the rough outside of the stalk then cut what’s left into sticks and cook it with the flowers

it’s nice - think it might be my favorite bit of the broccoli

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:smiley: :smiley:

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Spent 45 minutes indivually picking thyme leaves off before paying for them. I think we know who the real winner is here.

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I eat all the food while I am in the shop and then shit it out all over the checkout.

Cost: ÂŁ0

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Chop them into chunks so that they cook at the same speed as the rest of pieces, then eat them. You might need a box a Kleenex at hand the first few times, but you’ll soon get over it.

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with superheated water

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Some things are priceless
Camera cuts to balonz shitting on the checkout
For everything else there’s mastercard
Cut to peeled bananas and de-stalked broccoli

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So many irked do-gooders in this thread.

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cant believe how much broccolli talk there is

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You’re not the only one.

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Hahahahaha. Baking potatoes are more you fackin’ spud!

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Wasn’t in Tesco m9.

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Hahahahaha. Just fucking took you to the cleaners, pal!

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Same price at Sinsbury’s:

http://www.sainsburys.co.uk/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/gb/groceries/fruit-veg/potatoes?langId=44&storeId=10151&krypto=xyEmXgvkzjZLKxS%2B5HwJdUhuYyR4Cz%2BveXB5JxDjQ8J0yoyXH8Fcm9ch5Zj9b%2Fjnk5i1DsV%2F4JoEgOVo9mDw5ew58CeUI54ALQwEDwxpDSw4qTbQq46dvj7tDDikE927&ddkey=http%3Agb%2Fgroceries%2Ffruit-veg%2Fpotatoes#langId=44&storeId=10151&catalogId=10241&categoryId=13238&parent_category_rn=12518&top_category=12518&pageSize=30&orderBy=FAVOURITES_FIRST&searchTerm=&beginIndex=0

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I’ve been done off The Man!

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but I’m not making broccoli soup.

i would need to buy a load more broccoli to make it and i don’t even want it

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Didn’t know we could do ASCII art on the new boards.

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can’t be arsed to read this unless someone tells me the broccoli stalk chat descended into beave?

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I dislike sweet potato. Really hate it when you’re in a pub and you want fries and they only have sweet potato fries. Fuck that.

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