Need some new badges

cookingfishfingers
inatoaster

#1

any suggestions?

I reckon a getting a ‘like’ off marckee deserves some kind of award


#2


#3


#4

Getting a ‘like’ from me is reward enough.

I have heard that some users even put it on their CV.


#5


#6

easier getting blood from a stone


#7

I, Badge?


#8

“Almost… there…”

When you have a post on 9 likes.


#9

“Chill out perv”

When you’ve replied too many times to a single member of the opposite sex.


#10


#11

“Why don’t you just marry them. Twat.”

Too many likes for a single user.


#12


#13

Workshy - active on the board every hour of the work day


#14

thirsty for likes badge


#15

Dry spell - five posts without a like
Blue balls - ten posts without a like
Failure of a human - twenty posts without a like


#16

Just gave someone a ‘like’, didn’t I?


#17

#18

Abandon reply badge. The community thanks you for helping maintaining high standards of content


#19

not even on Facebook badge, a badge given after any post mentioning not being on Facebook, this badge should be the highest honour, maybe even in its own class of medal


#20

finally! - when that joke you made a week ago gets it first like.