Needy things you do


#1

I add all recruiters on LinkedIn that request it because being told about jobs I’m not ever going to apply for makes me feel needed.


#2

text my housemates to find out where they are if I haven’t seen them in 24 hours.


#3

Get the witty post in early on a new DiS thread


#4

Alright, @colon_closed_bracket


#5

^fixed that for myself


#6

Put holiday pictures on Facebook then bask in the sweet, sweet numbers.


#7

Bikini pics are cheating.


#8

Ask people where they’ve been when it’s really none of my bloody business is it


#9

Taking selfies and posting them on drowned in sound


#10

Making bread.


How quickly can you make shit jokes?
#11

Booking time off for days I know will be turned down so I can feel important, and have leverage when acting like a right cunt.