Needy things you do


I add all recruiters on LinkedIn that request it because being told about jobs I’m not ever going to apply for makes me feel needed.


text my housemates to find out where they are if I haven’t seen them in 24 hours.


Get the witty post in early on a new DiS thread


Alright, @colon_closed_bracket


^fixed that for myself


Put holiday pictures on Facebook then bask in the sweet, sweet numbers.


Bikini pics are cheating.


Ask people where they’ve been when it’s really none of my bloody business is it


Taking selfies and posting them on drowned in sound


Making bread.

How quickly can you make shit jokes?

Booking time off for days I know will be turned down so I can feel important, and have leverage when acting like a right cunt.