I add all recruiters on LinkedIn that request it because being told about jobs I’m not ever going to apply for makes me feel needed.
text my housemates to find out where they are if I haven’t seen them in 24 hours.
Get the witty post in early on a new DiS thread
^fixed that for myself
Put holiday pictures on Facebook then bask in the sweet, sweet numbers.
Bikini pics are cheating.
Ask people where they’ve been when it’s really none of my bloody business is it
Taking selfies and posting them on drowned in sound