Needy unappreciated jokes thread

Not the way I do them, no.

I made a really poor guns n roses joke to my boss earlier:

we had just finished a call about improving performance of one of our sites in China. ‘well, hopefully the development work to improve chinese performance wont take as long as chinese democracy eh!’.

absolutely nothing. didn’t even register that I’d made the joke. I think he thinks that I was making some sort of political remark.

god.

alright stewart lee