Neighbour twat/mumsnet meats AIBU DiS Thread

Yo yo yo. THIS thread is gonna rock!!
So, not even moved into a house I’ve bought yet and my neighbour has ERECTED this summer house thing that looks DIRECTLY into my kitchen/conservatory.
He even asked if he could use my side access (oooeoeeeeerrrrr) to take the wood through and I was all ‘yeah,suredly doodly neighbour’ and then the cunt assmebles some human twitchers lookout cabin!!

So, really interesting polls to follow about social conciousness, consent, the big society and being a thoughtless cunt

gonna be honest, I’m not sure what the issue is here, man.

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  • Yeah, that seems quite thoughtless,but what ya Ganna do?
  • I wouldn’t even consider the impact this would have on my neighbour
  • Conservatory,Kitchen,summer house?! I not Tory

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It’s looking right into my kitchen, where I will mostly be in my pants! This also isn’t London, guy has a massive garden and has placed it on some raised plinth so he can stare in even better! I’m pretty sure it’s the worlds greatest injustice

I think what this thread/poorly received thread will show, is that I am too bloody considerate and thoughtFUL because I would never, ever consider putting a summer house up that looked directly into someone’s house.
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Oh, I can get pretty disgustingly naked. Drunk,naked and binoculard

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You know who would support me with this? @Balonz

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Sell the house immediately.

Just extend the fence up a metre so it blocks his view. Or stick a trellis type thing on your side of the fence and grow some plants or bushes to block him out.

Pretty clever chap though, bet he’s been itching to get that shed up as soon as the old neighbours moved out. Bet they weren’t a massive push over

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Stage a fake rear window type scenario

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:cold_sweat::grinning:
Apparently you can erect a summer house fucking anywhere and however you want as long as it’s under 3m…but a fence can only be 2m, go figure!!!

Gonna build a fucking massive perverts shed to stare into their garden!!

why are sheds so horrible?

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What I’m actually gonna do is add trellis and plant 2 trees :evergreen_tree: Summerhouse? more like winter cabin with the light you’ll be getting pricks!!
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It’s so ugly! At least put a keep calm and some chintz up!

Sorry, they are staring in on my wife and child, so I will create an equal, bigger shed that can be used for staring as well. It may well be called a perverts shed and have a sign above the door saying as much

That’s the spirit.
This guy has irked me. The garden looks tiny, even smaller now he’s chucked that summer shack up, he’s got a perfectly good normal house 3m away, total waste of time and materials. Burn it down.

He has a massive garden! Could have put it anywhere, could have put a much better, less shite little thing up. Looks like Rory Kinnear, it’s a perfect storm of annoyance. I mean, why has Rory kinnear been in SO much in the last 5 years?! What was I talking about?

Just keep throwing lions over the fence until they move.

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is he going to sit in it though? they are usually just storage.

I’d also like a diagram - they demand them on Mumsnet of you house and his so i can see just how this summerhouse is positioned