Never again


#1

What have you done for the last time? For better or worse.

Don’t reckon I’ll ever have to sit an exam again, hopefully.
Can’t see me ever getting a reasonable opportunity to go on Oblivion at Alton Towers again.
Snowboarding is probably out now too, too old for that.


#2

been to panama


#3

been to a pantomime


#4

Reckon I could have stayed in a hostel for my last time.

Eaten goats cheese (yeah yeah big baby etc), its fucking rank though


#5

Gone to a grandparent’s funeral


#6

Been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday


#7

Not having a creme egg again. Every time, I imagine they’ll be nicer than they are. I’m officially out now.


#8

never say never


#9

don’t start that again


#10

oh no you haven’t


#11

I’m never doing shots of this again


#12

Oh god, bad things have happened when I’ve drank that


#13

I’ve never stayed in a hostel. Never will.


#14

Ditto.


#15

is that maple syrup


#16

Gastric flu. Did it for a week. Never, ever, again


#17

Go on a rollercoaster. I did it once. Hated it. Can’t imagine why anyone would put themselves through that.


#18

Well why don’t you buy some, stick it over your pancakes then you can tell me?


#19

Getting in a helicopter. Took a 20 minute ride over the Grand Canyon and it was the longest minutes of my life. Utterly awful. Glad I’ve tried it once but never, never again.


#20

play football. my knees are fucked.