Never in a month of Sundays

Me and Her Indoors disagreed over the meaning of this last night. I take it to mean that even in the topsy turvy world where the rules of reality are so bent and such impossibilities could happen that there could be a whole month where each day within it is Sunday, I would not be able to achieve this feat.

She takes it to mean that in the normal passage of time, after a period of 31 weeks has elapsed, so there have been enough Sundays to fill a whole month, I would not be able to achieve this feat.

Who is right?

  • Month where every day is Sunday
  • Normal passage of time and there have been enough Sundays to fill a month
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Gone for the first but this claims it’s the second

I mean yours is better but I don’t like to think about time that way

The latter I think (ie it’ll take about 30/31 weeks)

IMO the 31 Sundays explanation is too literal. It sounds more like people trying to explain the origin of a phrase than how phrases actually develop. To me it seems more likely that it’s another “once in a blue moon” or “when pigs fly” or “rare as hens’ teeth” or “when hell freezes over”, a thing that never happens or doesn’t exist.

I mean it isn’t used to mean 31 weeks is it, it’s an emphatic way of saying never. You don’t need an elaborate way of saying “a fairly long time, but not that long”

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Yeah feels absurd to say it means it will take 31 weeks

I’ve always thought of it as ‘it’s as likely to happen as this very unlikely occurrence’ but now coming round to the idea of a month of Sundays being a month where you have all the time in the world to do something (but still won’t)

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hats off to @froglet and @Icarus-Smicarus you guys are great thinkers

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Yeah I think there’s also something in that Sundays are traditionally the only day off people would get, but also agree it’s a ‘never going to happen’ phrase as there would never be 31 Sundays/free days in a month.

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My vote is still for “unlikely occurrence”. In the olden days you weren’t allowed to do anything on Sundays except read the bible probably, so you definitely wouldn’t get whatever it was done. Unless it was reading the bible

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It’s a synonym for “never in a million years” isn’t it?

31 weeks is a bit

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It’s rather irrelevant now that we have a 7 day working week. Shit ain’t ever getting done.

I always thought it meant something to do with Sundays dragging, being a kind of slow day. Never in a month consisting only of days that drag, i.e. a really long month. So that’s my theory, if you’d like to add it to the poll if that’s not too much trouble thanks.

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That simply is too much trouble I’m afraid

Completely understood

Never in a sunth of Mondays