Never smile at a crocodile

Well maybe if you did once in a while, they wouldn’t go round chomping people at any opportunity they get. Show some kindness and you might get some back.

Honestly, some people


I smiled whilst taking that plastic crocodiles tooth out. It bit me. Heade this warning

Never gesticulate at whitebait.

Never laugh at a giraffe.

Never frown at a bear (brown).

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Never batter an alligator…

Never chat with a rat.

unless in Scotland

never glance at… France

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Never shout “BOO!” at a gnu.

Never badger a badger.

Never smack a alpaca.

Never fill a gorilla