New Brexit thread? (This is the new Brexit thread with added hysteria)


#881

https://twitter.com/davidallengreen/status/874555350690787328


#882

fuck why do people think we’re going to have access to the single market without freedom of movement, it’s just not going to happen.

It is amazing how no one knows what is going on about this. Tories just pulling out the jingoism at every stop.


#883

posted in the election thread but more relevant here


#884

I mean, this would be hilarious if it weren’t so…terrifying…right?


#885

Iannucci’s gone too far now.


#886

can we just… not turn up? throw a sickie.

this is literally madness. how do we explain this to our grandkids?


#887

Cambridge Analytica. Children love conspiratorial shit and we will sidestep all responsibility.


#888

If we don’t turn up then the EU win by a walkover and the Costa Del Sol becomes the de facto British State Semi-autonomous Enclave


#889

Not if we’ve got a doctors note surely?


#890

Jeremy Hunt says notes from the doctor have to be approved by Smithkline Beacham & undersigned by Richard Branson. The admin cost is £22,468 per person, each person in the U.K. requires a separate note & the waiting list is 6 years


#891

Negotiations have begun!

Looking forward to the leaks


#892

Wonder what the biscuit selection is like.


#893

On the British side: Rich Teas (slightly out of date)
On the EU side: everything else


#894

As long as someone’s put some wee selections of jam next to ours it’ll be reet.


#895

If only Corbyn was invited to talks to show off his jam skillz. Barnier wouldn’t stand a chance!


#896

EU: Der Schokoladenhobnob ist ein weit überbewertetes Keks
UK: ALL DEALS ARE OFF!


#897

UK: We can be like Switzerland
Switzerland: The UK are “THE LAUGHING STOCK OF EUROPE”

This coming from the right wing of a country who chose to opt out of the EU themselves says something.


#898

some really useful studies about the impact of Brexit. EU money well used etc.


#899

The difference in openness and transparency between the EU27 and DExEU is astonishing.

I think they’re just hoping that the press will help them bluff their way through it and that the public doesn’t cotton on.


#900

Heh.