I would die, just seeing it would be enough
You should! We’ll back you
Also definitely up for more grape variations like the cotton candy ones.
Omg they’re so odd and amazing!
Colleague got me mushroom ketchup as a secret santa present. I didn’t even know such a thing existed. Went out of date before i tried it as i wasn’t really sure what to do with it.
Ki-ora, but it’s not too orangey for crows
Pot noodle but comes with an egg you have to crack into it after you’ve added the hot water
Easter Egg but it’s an ostrich egg that’s been cooked and inside there are lots of peanuts or something where the yolk was I don’t fucking know don’t ask me
I thought that was a picture of a deep dish pizza
Backwards scotch egg, where it’s a smooth globe of egg with some sort of meat within it, and a crouton in the middle. Gge Hctocs
Breadsticks with a houmous centre
Completely tubular celery
This is genius tbf. And caters to nearly all diets!
cheesy rice
Celery that actually tastes nice and isn’t stringy
All the types of Pot Carb in one meal - mash on top, then rice, then noodle. Beef and tomato flavour only. With ketchup dip.
Stick a round lasagne sheet in between each layer, go the whole hog. Maybe some sort of bread as well??
Sweet Yorkshire puddings
Already a thing! Extra yorkshires done with dinner and you have them for pudding with golden syrup
Have it all in a bread pot rather than the classic plastic. Like the lasagne concept. Let’s cross brand it and have a flattened pepperami as an eating utensil. Pure desolate 90’s snack heaven.