sweet doritos - cherry bakewell, apple pie, etc
Baked beans but instead of a tomato sauce it’s strawberry jam
When I was a kid I’d get a few scoops of ice cream right, and I’d swirl my spoon around in it for aaaaages and it turns into this lovely creamy fluffy texture and it’s divine. Not done this since I was about 12
That’s a top tip BTW
In Trivial Pursuits you collect cheeses
I’d have to ask
Popcorn flavoured mince pies
Aubergines that actually are giant juicy fruit berries. Worst advertising in a vegetable ever
Actually it’s simply ‘wedges’
Victoria sponge but with an added layer of popcorn
Popcorn is terrible, no thanks!
How is that new?
Coke float in a can.
Crossant - delicious flaky pastry with a grumpy Ant selfie stuck to it
After Eights but instead of peppermint fondant it’s mint-flavoured raw beef mince. Can market them as Mints/Mince.
After Eights but literally any other flavour but mint
lemons that make lemonade when you juice them
Ok, ass flavour. Asster Eights
Parantha - the same thing but unrolled