Crisps shaped like countries.
Chicken Kievs but instead of garlic butter it’s Angel Delight
Have we come up with any different flavours for yoghurts?
They should do fancy spam, flog it in shoreditch
I’ve just realised the otter next to my name looks a bit like a poo
Spam Fritters. Nice.
…and then sell it
The next big thing in that there trendy London, will be serving things in wellie boots
Also crow
Not here for the corvid eating chat itt
ur a big ball of meat
What about grits? Are grits dry?? Could we sell them next to the popcorn??
I wish I was as interesting as a big ball of meat, tbf
What’s the issue?
Instead of chips, boneless fingers
This was supposed to be a serious thread
Bunch of grapes only they are olives.
Bunch of bananas only they are corn dogs.
Bananas that don’t bruise
Can we get some new animals to lay eggs?
Or, you know how you get ready boiled and peeled eggs with spinach in supermarket snack sections?
That, but it’s an ostrich egg
Bananas, but they’re ready peeled and come in a chocolate orange casing.