New law

Feet on TV will be pixelated henceforth.

Thank you. Pls introduce one new flippant law of your choice below.

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feet on TV in 4KHD only

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Oooof, a counterlaw. Was not expecting that.

I retire from TV law.

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Driving convertibles on sunny days with the tops up is an instant three points on your licence

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You can’t just go around declaring retirement

Trapped in the system.

This is not going well at all.

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Still tap water is the default at every single establishment, only get bottled or sparkling if you specially request it

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Rude to service staff. Gulag

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I personally would go one further and say pixelate all feet

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Mandatory day off for your birthday.

Can be moved to other days if more convenient

The day off not your birthday.

Actually, 2nd new law to move your birthday would be good too. Just has to be within the same calendar year.

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I get this in my current job but

does not apply

TOOK IT ON ANOTHER DAY ANYWAY :nail_care:

(no I didn’t boss, don’t fire me)

You’d love that wouldn’t you, classic middle class elite.
Cancelling our traditions and kowtowing to the faceless bureaucrats in Brussels trying to bring in their socialist metres.

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Pedestrians to keep left unless overtaking.

Walking bans for those who disobey

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Its now legal to kick off a wing mirror of a badly parked car. Go forth

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Wonder if London underground will ever revert to stand on the left like everywhere else in the country and on the planet (have looked this up and it was because of the old escalator design)

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Your new law has been enforced, just watching Once Upon A Time In Hollywood

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All rented flats to come with cat climbing apparatus on the walls as standard

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All new shoes must come pre laced, and with a back up lace.

This change will be akin to electrical devices needing to have the plugs pre installed.

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Mandatory to knock off wing mirrors of cars parked obstructing bike lanes

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or blocking a pavement

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