New Shit


#1

Saw some bloke at the pezza fuelling up his car but he had some plastic contraption that meant he didn’t have to hold the handle.


#2

I’ve seen people through out the ages performing such trickery. just some casual dark magic, isn’t it?


#3

A butler?


#4

I guess you are more nosey than me. I have tried to find one but don’t even know what to type.


#5

You mean a valet? Good god, the breeding on this website!


#6

here you go


#7

He is one cool mother!

Unfortunately I do not have a fuel cap…


#8

Hey everybody, saps is about to tell us something!


#9

What’s the issue with holding the thing?

Is it so you can carry on writing your novel?


#10

Fair dinkum


#11

People might have jizzed on the handle


#12

What is the wrist equivalent or wankles? Wwrists? I was mainly thinking of @thewarn

and of course jizz


#13

My local pub has a sign on the door proudly announcing that they accept Switch.

Is this the kind of cutting edge stuff you’re after?


#14

Am I following this tram of thought correctly?

You want both hands free for wanking on the forecourt?

One hand not enough for you?

(oh you’re on the phone I suppose)


#15

Yeah, it’s either this or a vis stim holder.


#16

What like free pint if you have over 300 moons?


#17

I’ve not been on here much recently. I’m struggling with this one.

Then again, I never was very bright.


#18

It’s not you, the guy’s the DiS equivalent of horse_ebooks these days


#19

It’s a really, really, really shit joke about the Nintedo Switch.

Maybe read all 5,000 posts in the Switch thread and you will get it.


#20

Alright I will.

I don’t want to be unhip.