New social media influencer ideas


#1

Graveyard Gardener
Flower arrangements for graves of historical figures for whom I make up twee histories.

Dog Dentist
Not a dentist for dogs, but a dog who is a dentist (for dogs). Amusing costumes perhaps? Unsure. Maybe workshop this.

Pub Toilet Rater
“Adequate paper provision (thick sheet), lacklustre soaps. 6/10”

I’m…not sure this is even a thread? Sorry.


#2

My colleague keeps saying he’s going to set up an Instagram where everyday he celebrates whatever spurious “day” it is (I believe today is International Beer Day). Reckon it might work.


#3

Happy social media account creation day higgy


#4

my mates band did this on their last “toilet tour” of the UK, it was very good


#5

Read that as pube toilet rater :sob: “this ones got a nice curl 8/10”


#6

alright well i’ll strike that one from the available options.


#7

"for some reason there’s two pubes in the sink. worrying. 2/10


#8

Pug Toilet Rater - Xylo’s thing only with pugs.


#9

see this is the sort of innovation that will make you ££ in youtube adverts


#10

It is a cold hard fact that involving a pug somehow doubles your follower count.


#11

so two, then.


#12

#influence


#13

I reckon a carefully curated travel instagran where my professional photographer captures me looking wistful by some sunflowers, cliff diving or shovelling disgusting food I’ve been paid to eat.


#14

THIS i want to hear more about


#15

got a great one but it’s probably too good to share


#16

oh go on then.

Should make anti-videos.

VideNOS!

Basically just 30 minutes to an hour long videos of just silence, occasionally you take a sip of tea or nip to the loo. Then back to your comptuer and just sit doing nothing not acknowledging anything.


#17

I’d watch that.

Well, I’d watch you doing that.


#18

I might do that actually


#19

i’d love this


#20

Idles are doing something similar with chocolate milk