New stories from the past that would EXPLODE if they took place in the hot take / think piece era

Cantona’s kung-fu kick

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moon landings

jfk assassination

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Crucifixion of Jesus

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extinction of the dinosaurs

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Sea creatures having a lark on land for the first time

Bloody everything. President of the USA does a typo on Twitter and the internet implodes. Or that day where we all watched that puddle in Newcastle.

end of the second world war

Fucking great day that.

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Mark wahlberg’s racially aggravated attempted murder

Hang all peodo’s

sexual assault/harassment allegations against Trump, if it was even a year later

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Belle & Sebastian beating Steps to the Brit award.

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invention of the chair

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God, imagine those Trump-twats calling the Titanic a false flag.

Prince Harry’s engagement

Black Plague

Bill Clinton scandals (Monica Lewinsky et al).

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This, kind of amazed how things were actually able to continue after it wiped out a third of Europe’s population.

Bill Clinton sandals (birkenstock et al).