New stories from the past that would EXPLODE if they took place in the hot take / think piece era


#1

Cantona’s kung-fu kick


#2

moon landings


#3

jfk assassination


#4

Crucifixion of Jesus


#5

extinction of the dinosaurs


#6

Sea creatures having a lark on land for the first time


#7

Bloody everything. President of the USA does a typo on Twitter and the internet implodes. Or that day where we all watched that puddle in Newcastle.


#8

end of the second world war


#9

Fucking great day that.


#10

Mark wahlberg’s racially aggravated attempted murder


#11

Hang all peodo’s


#12

sexual assault/harassment allegations against Trump, if it was even a year later


#13

Belle & Sebastian beating Steps to the Brit award.


#14

invention of the chair


#15

God, imagine those Trump-twats calling the Titanic a false flag.


#16

Prince Harry’s engagement


#17

Black Plague


#18

Bill Clinton scandals (Monica Lewinsky et al).


#19

This, kind of amazed how things were actually able to continue after it wiped out a third of Europe’s population.


#20

Bill Clinton sandals (birkenstock et al).