#10

consolotary pat on the back

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#11

Eh?

Does this mean I’ve not been overtaken by the kids yet?

#12

Are you sure she wasn’t just mispronouncing “suave”?

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#13

this must be it :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

#14

goatest :goat: of all time

#15

Peak means bad.
“I was on the train and DiS wouldn’t load on my phone”
“Ah, mate. That’s peak”

#17

Heard some young 'uns this morning discussing Cornish pasties.

YU1: What’s a Cornish pasty?
YU2: Oh my fucking god!
YU3: What the fuck is it?
YU4: Oh my fucking god bro!

Went on like that for a while. Great convo and I was sad when our paths diverged.

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#18

"somebody told me i look like that clapped out british astronaut "
“ah, mate. that’s peake”

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#19

“How did that comparison make you feel?”
“Irritated and resentful.”
“Ah, mate. That’s pique.”

#20

train broke down and now i’m stuck in sheffield
ah mate, that’s peak.

#21

sausage airport

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#22

“My young niece wanted to play some children’s game the other day. Something-a-boo, I think it was called.”
“Ah, mate. That’s peek.”

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#23

fuck sake i left my phone up on the highest point of that mountain
ah mate, you’re struggling now

#24

Bet

#25

That’s wassup.

#26

Dunno, I’ll ask her

#27

Yeah she meant suave. What a prick.

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#28

Think she should stick with it - this ones got legs I reckon

#29

Sexist

#30

Oh man that’s wassup!

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