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I’ve started saying “wasps nest?” instead of “what’s next?”.

They don’t sound enough alike for it to work properly and no one is currently amused other than me. I’ll persist with it though because no great change ever happened overnight.

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Saying ‘I don’t give half a slice’ when I don’t care about something
My ‘beard’ ( I think I like it but now I have to admit that I’ve improved my face by hiding half of it, and that seems a bit sad)
not complaining about being injured/ill all the time and only doing it on here so you guys can feel my pain but my real life peeps can have a break

should start saying ‘bee hive’ instead of behave too.

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maybe ‘termite mound’ instead of ‘right now’?

This is too far the warm

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Spiders lair for ‘I care’

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back to work

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You don’t get paid for this?

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not sure. @sean ?

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oh fuck, he’ll sack me if he knows I’m on DiS all day!!

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I like “I don’t give half a slice” very much.
I’m not sure I’ve understood the second half of your post. It could be me though.

I’m trying to learn how to hold my breath for long periods of time so I can use the toilets at work

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I knew there must be a drawback to much of the Netherlands being below sea level, but I didn’t think it would be underwater toilets.

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Replying to people’s messages quickly instead of leaving them hanging for days like a pillock (:

I don’t think it’s the best joke in the world, but the personal touch did make it feel quite nice to read

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No, the best joke in the world is the one about two monkeys in a bath.

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They are two separate points

one about my beard

and one about complaining

punctuation is important :frowning:

Ah gotcha. I think I’m a bit slow this morning.

Never mind, wasps nest?

I don’t understand this sentence

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I didn’t type that, I wrote.