New week, New Monday Thread

[HobbesWhenHeWasNew]

It’s not bad, just not as good as it can be.

[ericVI]

Welp.

[Epimer]

Have you checked your face

[anon19035908]

[Epimer]

you missed a bit

[ynot]

I forgot to change the time on my alarm clock so I’m late for wo… the dining table.

[anon19035908]

Sometimes I forget that you’re basically 3 six year olds on each others shoulders.

[Gnometorious]

Poor silly baby
Try not to feel bad, it’s not your fault you have to work and you’re doing that for your family too.
Hope SB cheers up and feels better soon x

[spicer]

Cannot be bothered. Novelty has definitely worn off now, plus I drank too much wine last night and it’s not sunny anymore

[dingaling]

kermit adultwoman

[weeber]

Homeschooling: day 4,596 (or at least that’s what it feels like).

Youngest daughter has been sent her work for the day, including P.E. This entails doing this dance routine as a family, recording it, and sending it to the teacher - who is then going to compile them.

This is exactly what I need on a Monday morning.

[Epimer]

@weeber

This entails doing this dance routine as a family, recording it, and sending it to the teacher - who is then going to compile them.

FUCKING HELL

[weeber]

I can only conclude that the teacher is a sadistic wanker.

[Epimer]

Cough and wheeze through the whole thing then collapse at the end

[anon67149139]

It’s now exactly a week since I’ve been back home, yet I’ve no real concept of what days are anymore. Apparently yesterday was a Sunday.

Forgot we got a new chicken yesterday. I’ll get to see how she mixes with the others later on. FUN.

[ericVI]

hang on, you what??!

[ericVI]

jfc

[he_2]

Using the work email via web browser is fucking impossible.

Got the right sleep deprived hump that I can see lasting all fucking day.

Small fish, I know.

Harrumph.

[japes]

[zxcvbnm2]

my commute is now 30 seconds. how come I was late this morning?