just panicked remembering a fact I told someone at a party a few months ago. just looked it up and it was complete nonsense. they probably looked it up later, and think I’m a massive tit now.
What was the fact
‘galicia has the densest road network in europe’
this is the sort of thing I talk to people about at parties.
That person immediately after the party
Looks at this smug list. I hate it (even if I agree with the one about onions and I only ever chop them in my little electric chopper)
Some privileged takes in there too - oh why don’t you just stop working full time?
Which one do you hate most?
I’m going to go with: 99 Staying over at a friend’s place? Strip the bed in the morning.
Idgi help me
- They didn’t look it up
- Oh they definitely did and now think the prof is a massive tit
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This is so, so annoying. I’m gripped.
To clarify, it’s very nice if someone strips the bed but unless the mattress has never been slept on by someone who has periods, leave it on please
my mate does this, and I’m almost certain blasting cold water at yourself in the shower only feels good because of the hot water after. its like saying being punched in the face is good for you because you enjoy the soothing effects of a hot water bottle and painkillers after.
I do a cold blast on my hair but keep my entire body out of the water when I do. I did have a phase when I was younger of trying to blast cold on my boobs too which I think girls magazines drum into you but thankfully I’ve gotten over that.
The literally just repeat what the contestant just says sometimes.
Good show though
Sorry, my 11-year-old brain processed both of those as euphemisms for shagging.
85 Don’t get a pet/do get a pet.
I did this once, even put it in the washing machine for him.
because I’d been sick all over it in the night
Yeah, fair enough if it’s to hide/wash away your own shameful fluids but I think you need to own up to that reasoning to them once it’s done so the person who owns the bed can cancel out their own bad vibes about having had their old periods exposed without consent
HNY
They just don’t give a fuck by number 85 do they.
Aha!! Haha and I thought I had a filthy mind!!