New York Times Mini Crossword ⚔

2:00

Not sure whether to be proud or embarrassed that I got DNA test first time.

Proud

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1.40

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Had to reveal. He’s a one a roll

1A fuck off go away
9A fuck off should have been tsk
2D no one does this
3D is just incorrect. Things absolutely are not “in pieces” when apart. Like, fuck you, I’m not in pieces when apart from my phone

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1m56s on Sunday 2022-10-02.

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35 seconds. Disappointing lack of double entendres

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44s, all fine

Though do question how often you see KIWI in salads

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Fruit salads

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I don’t often see it in those either

It’s a rogue fruit that don’t play by no salad rules

Yeah my brain munged the clue to “green fruit salad” so I was trying to imagine a name for a salad type. Buh.

34 secs, thank goodness for the down clues

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0:38

Weirdly, I just read about BrunoMars appearing as a child Elvis in Honeymoon in Vegas yesterday.

What about a jigsaw after it’s been taken apart.?

You’ve voided the warranty.

(Sorry.)

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Unfinished.

56 seconds, misspelled BAHT and struggled as a result.

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Thats exactly what I did too.

1.04.

0:47

Exactly the same mistake.

1.32.

was half expecting “x” to be something fucking stupid like “anwhy

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Wasn’t doing at all for me, gave up