MVP: Allen
OPOY: Nacua
DPOY: Garrett
OROY: Tate
DROY: Bain
COACH OF THE YEAR: Kellen Moore
COMEBACK PLAYER OF THE YEAR: Aaron Donald
SURPRISE PACKAGES: Saints to be actual decent rather than just NFC south decent. Lions still an elite team
SUPRISE STRUGGLERS: Texans, Bears and Patriots to miss the playoffs
WORST RECORD: Miami
GENERAL BIG SHOUTS: Donald to still look a top 5 DT in managed minutes. Bears to look a shambles on defense but Caleb to become an elite qb. Stroud out of a job before or at the end of the season
AFC NORTH: Bengals
AFC EAST: Bills
AFC SOUTH: Texans
AFC WEST: Broncos
AFC WILDCARDS: Ravens, Jaguars, Chiefs
NFC NORTH: Lions
NFC EAST: Cowboys
NFC SOUTH: Panthers
NFC WEST: Rams
NFC WILDCARDS: Seahawks, Packers, Bears
NFC CHAMPIONSHIP: Rams over Seahawks
AFC CHAMPIONSHIP: Broncos over Bills
SUPERBOWL: Rams over Broncos
MVP: Allen
OPOY: James Cook
DPOY: Garrett
OROY: Jermiyah Love
DROY: Caleb Downs
COACH OF THE YEAR: Sean McVay
COMEBACK PLAYER OF THE YEAR: It’s an even numbered year so Joe Burrow.
SURPRISE PACKAGES: New coaches will establish a baseline of competence on the Giants and Titans. Not enough to mean a playoff appearance for either team but a definite improvement.
SUPRISE STRUGGLERS: Can see the Patriots plummeting back to earth when faced with a real schedule. Think the Eagles are one key injury away from the wheels completely falling off too.
WORST RECORD: There are some truly terrible teams to choose from but I think the Commanders are going to be fucking horrible this year. Their season ends when Daniels gets injured.
GENERAL BIG SHOUTS: It’ll be Sirianni’s last year in Philly, no rookie QB will win a game before December and Romo will be quietly returned to the broadcast booth before Thanksgiving.
AFC NORTH: Bengals
AFC EAST: Bills
AFC SOUTH: Jaguars
AFC WEST: Broncos
AFC WILDCARDS: Chargers, Patriots, Texans
NFC NORTH: Packers
NFC EAST: Cowboys
NFC SOUTH: Bucs
NFC WEST: Seahawks
NFC WILDCARDS: Rams, 49ers, Lions
NFC CHAMPIONSHIP: Rams over Lions
AFC CHAMPIONSHIP: Denver over Bills
SUPERBOWL: Denver over Rams
MVP: Josh Allen
OPOY: Ja’ Marr Chase
DPOY: Will Anderson Jr.
OROY: Carnell Tate
DROY: Arvell Reese
COACH OF THE YEAR: Kellon Moore
COMEBACK PLAYER OF THE YEAR: Malik Nabers
SURPRISE PACKAGES: Titans double there win total from last year as Carnell Tate establishes himself as elite receiver at years end.
SUPRISE STRUGGLERS: Patty Mahomes and the Chiefs miss the playoffs for second straight year, although it won’t be the fault of a late emerging Emmett Johnson.
WORST RECORD: Jets, always the Jets.
GENERAL BIG SHOUTS: There will be 3+ ties on the season.