Go for a series themed around financial domination and charge £99.99 per copy.

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Surely @Bamnan needs to produce the front cover artwork in MS Paint.

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‘One From the Bottom, Carol’.

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Some people

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Flat Earth Porn?

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Oh my god yes

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Only fools & horses fanfic

I’ve chosen my subject:

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Cat erotica?

As in consenting cats - no humans involved.

Have you watched it?

No, have you? It doesn’t get an awful mark on IMDb.

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Apparently bestiality, incest and non-consent are the three things that guarantee books being banned from the service (dinosaur porn apparently skirts this rule somehow)

No - just curious to hear what it’s like / how bad it is.

If you want to get niche, you have to be familiar with ol’ Chuck. Cos he’s pretty darn niche.

https://www.amazon.com/Heavy-Unicorn-Lawyer-Butthole-Legally-ebook/dp/B078KDRRT9

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When I read your first sentence, and before I looked at the link, I presumed that this might be about Chuck Norris themed erotica.

Now that would be worth a read.

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Yeah obviously Chuck is the OG.

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I want to read something involving a haunted mirror.

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How about meteorological porn? It’s all wet bulbs and moist fronts. And so much dripping. @colinfilth can advise in this department.