Erotica.

Go on…

Being picky about how you hang out the washing or stack the dishwasher is the least niche, most mainstream variety of being anal imaginable.

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This is so true! Every time it’s like “oh man what a night, kinda wish I was still out there…how am I gonna get to sl…:sleeping::sleeping::sleeping:

I reckon it might be because the sound is so pervasive my brain just gives up worrying about it and so I relax, where as more intermittent sounds my brain will stay vigilant and I’ll be on edge waiting for it to stop

really not a fan of the number of new restaurants these days with nasty stools or benches or wooden chairs with shite lumbar support

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Organising my CD collection alphabetically and chronologically.

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Well.

A Carbonara should have no more than 4 main ingredients. These are pasta, egg, cheese and bacon. Mushroom? No. Onion? No. Cream? Absolutely not. I prefer, actually fuck it, this thread is about niche preferences, require, the following varieties of each:

Pasta: as above, only Rummo will do. Most recipes specify something from the strand family, usually a tagliatelle or a linguine, but I find rigatoni to be the winner here. It picks up the sauce without getting saturated in it the way a conchiglie or farfalle tends to.

Eggs: 6 free range medium eggs, the deeper orange the yolks the better. I use only the yolks from 5 and the entire egg from the 6th so they don’t end up being a gloopy mess.

Cheese: Pecorino Romana. Harder to find than your average parmesan but worth it. I also grate it with a Microplane grater I bought for this very purpose.

Bacon: you know what? Supermarket lardons are fine. I’ve tried it with guanciale but find it too fatty and difficult to cut. Some perverts use sausage but the less said about them the better.

Cook your pasta to al dente with a lot of salted water and save a bit at the end. Grate around 30g of cheese per person. Fry the bacon until it’s crispy, on a griddle pan if you have one. Drain most of the fat from the pan and add the pasta when it’s cooked, then immediately add the egg and around a quarter of the cheese. Stir it until the cheese has melted then repeat twice more. Garnish with the rest of the cheese and some fresh black pepper (some people use three different sorts of peppercorn here but that’s above my faff threshold) and baby, that’s some good nara.

I don’t care if this isn’t the way actual Italians make it or that this is the longest DiS post I have ever made. Good Carbonara is worth it.

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Picky as hell. Sufficiently niche. I think we may have a winner.

I have printed off a copy of this post to stick in my recipe file at home.

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pour a pint of cream over that and you’ve got yourself a proper cabonara

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fucking hell YES

Next time I’m in a tent at a festival at night I’m going to record it and use the file as an impulse response for a convolution reverb

I agree with most of this - but I add some dry vermouth to the bacon, and grate in some nutmeg . Plus use some of the pasta water to loosen the sauce

Upon rereading I realise I said I save some pasta water but then did not say what I did with it (add it in bits when you stir in the cheese so the sauce isn’t too thick). Have not tried using vermouth or nutmeg, may give it a go in future.

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I also use quite a lot of butter, both to fry the bacon, and add extra with the cheese .

Do you use parmesan or pecorino? Pecorino is fattier so wouldn’t need any additional butter.

I fry the bacon in olive oil, usually that Filippo Berio one people only ever buy when it’s on offer.

Even numbered volume. When setting the volume, it can’t be odd numbered. I’ve had physical fights with the missus, trying to get the TV remote from her to change poorly selected odd volume.

I’ll only wear Next boxers.

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