Unsuspicious Man

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lots of people here pretending that they don’t go to lazerquest at least once a year…

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My daughter had her party at Laserquest last year. I used to go all the time when I was young, so I went in with them ostensibly to keep an eye on them. Shot the absolute shit out of them, won by miles. Was ace.

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Nice one, mate :thumbsup:

I should probably feel bad, but I still laughed even typing it up.

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That kind of thing is literally the entire point of becoming a parent isn’t it?

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That and making them believe any old nonsense that comes in to your head.

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i’ve never even been to lazer quest

I’ve only been to (on?) a lazerquest once in my life, and I was 13, and even then I thought it was crap.
It was in Swansea though which may have tainted things further (please no poverty jokes ty).

Gutted mate, Lazerquest is fucking brill

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when i was little there was no lazer quest on the isle of wight and OH MY GOD NOW THERE IS

http://www.rydesuperbowl.co.uk/uk/6/ryde/a/41/Laserquest/

MAYBE I’LL GO THIS WEEKEND???

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never been to lazerquest on the mainland

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Subthread:

Songs from your local Quasar/Laserquest

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oh blimey it was always a metal gear solid character. probably ocelot or volgin or something

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Mr Sifters m8. Been that for everything since first asked for a screen name by quake 3 back in '99. Which incidently might also have been the last time i went lazerquesting.

Is that one in Kingston even still there?

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I went once for a mate’s birthday party when I was about 10. Probably just put my name in tbh.

Proper gash when you got given a faulty gun. Especially when you were the birthday boy :frowning:

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I went a few weeks ago with work and they were auto-assigned. Our team were named after computer game characters and I was Sonic, which I was pretty pleased with. The other team were named after famous car manufacturers, so they had ‘Volvo’, ‘Audi’, ‘Saab’.

Unlucky.

Guess what I found on my Facebook feed? It was 2015, not last year, but still. I sure showed Max Game who was boss though. He would have been 6 or 7, for reference.

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Last time I went to laserquest Sam got in a K-hole