(inspired by Turbo, thanks to @he_2 )
(Rule: they have to be real)
Mike ‘I’m Gonna Fucking’ Hookem
Foppy “Rusty Gomez” Ish
You’ve never had a happy wank?
Aggressively “Lord Bants Of Bantsbury” Passive
I know Bomber is just a nickname for anyone called Harris, but I’ve never met a nice one.
Also Tony Bellew, who’s a proper cunt
Jester from Leicester