P Dubz = Paddock Wood*
Sunny Tunny = Tunbridge Wells*
Chazza Crazza = Charing Cross
*common parlance
Cas Vegas and Ponte Carlo- Castleford and Pontefract
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Bearhead - Cardiff (predictive text)
The Costa/Costa Del Cawl - Porthcawl
think that’s it
Shitham - Witham
cunt pit - London
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The Ton - Teddington
The Nam - Twickenham (you weren’t there, man)
KDY - Kirkcaldy
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stinkin’ london: london
Someone on here once referred to Bracknell as “the Paris of Berkshire”. That’s stuck with me.
Walthamstow - Awesomestow
someone at work lives in Bracknell, will start referring to it like that as I know it will annoy him 
big fan of Chazza Chazza btw
Baz Vegas - Basildon
St Evenage - Stevenage
Muesli Hill - Muswell Hill
Faux-posh names for places in London.
Clapham becomes “Claaaaahm”.
Battersea becomes “Batay-zee-a”.
Putney is Putters.
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Windy City - Chicago
St. Reatham
Brockley = Brockers
Any version of Dulwich = Dully
Penge = PONJAY
Loughborough Junction: Luffy Jay Jay
Sydenham = Syders
Crystal Palace = Crissy Pee
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Holborn = Mid Town
Fitzrovia - Noho
Ponjay 
Is Penge meant to be pronounced like Stonehenge? Kind of sounds rude.
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Yep